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Riddle of the Week....... What kind of book has the most stirring chapters? A cookbook. (Back to home page)
What's an astronaut's favorite bar on the computer?
Answer: A
space bar.
What do you call it when a computer falls through the ice?
Answer: A
breakthrough in technology.
Why wouldn't the cleaning person operate the computer?
Answer: He
wouldn't do windows.
More Jokes.....
Q: What do polar
bears have for lunch?
A: Ice burgers
Q: What gets wet
as it dries?
A: A towel!
Q: A giraffe, an
elephant, a camel, a bear, a pig, a frog, two mice and a snake all sheltered
under one umbrella. How many got wet?
A: None. It wasn't raining.
Q: What do you
get from a bad tempered shark?
A: As far away as possible.
Q: If athletes
get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missile-toe
Q: How do you
get a baby astronaut to sleep?
A: You rock-et
Q: What do you
call a mad astronaut?
A: An astro-nut
One camel said to another.........
Did you know the smartest camel in the desert is deaf?
| Really? Who is it? |
Pardon?
| "Waiter, this soup tastes funny!" | |
| "Then why aren't you laughing?" | |
| "Waiter what is this fly doing in my soup?" | |
| "Its looks like the back stroke." | |
| "Waiter there is a caterpillar in my salad!" | |
| "Don't worry, there is no extra charge." |
Q: What do you
do when a chicken starts talking about eggs?
A: Drop the subject.
Q: Why did the
students eat the math test?
A: Their teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Q: What did one
pencil say to the other?
A: Please get to the point.
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